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Subject:An open letter to Susan
Time:05:51 pm
Dear Susan K,

Once again Spring is here and the Summer Movie Season is approaching us. I hope that in the next few weeks we can begin our Sunday Movie Night tradition. I was thinking "Poseidon" or "Mission Impossible III."


I am very excited and hope we can continue viewing quality movies over the Summer break.




Your Friend, Chris J
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Subject:1 more entry - im breakin records
Time:07:22 pm
Sooo after writing about Tomkat and Brooke Shields --- they both go and have babies on the same day! Isnt that crazy?!
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Subject:PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Time:01:24 pm
I am not sure if you are aware of some of the recent events that are lowering my life expectancy to an astonishing low. If we could please settle these situations as soon as possible it would be much appreciated.

Now as follows, the list of unfortunate acts:

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for goodness sake could you please become loyal friends to one another again?! I am not sure if you know this but you two are single handedly destroying the gay/bisexual community. Yes. Inded. How you may ask? You guys are some of our favorite icons and unfortunatly our community is in disarrayover who to like better. There are homo's walking around the streets with T-shirts declaring "Team Paris" or "Team Nicole," skinny twinks not knowing whether they should carry the Sidekick or the Blackberry because they are confused on who they should support and heated debates are occuring on who is the hottest of the two. It has come to my attention that you taped The Simple Life 4 seperatly as to not interfere with one another, please stop. If this can be solved sometime this week that would be highly gratifying of you.

Britney Spears please divorce Kevin Federline. I really do hate to say this since I supported your union in the begining of your courtship. I did hope that Kevin would clean up his "white-thrashlook but he has yet to do so. Oh Britney, I am not sure if you are aware that you are also breaking the hearts of your loyal fans. My days just aren't the same anymore since you went and got knocked up. I mean look at you... your once tight figure and beautiful face, gone... all gone. Remember back in your hay day when you were dating Justin Timberlake, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?! Oh the glorious days of yester-year. Now look at Justin, he is dating Cameron Diaz one of the hottest hotties out there! She is "SMOKING" (courtesy of The Mask"). He upgraded why didn't you? The final straw to this whole
debacle came when I had the pained oppurtunity to hear some of Kevin's new music material. I don't know who is allowing this man to rap but it has got to stop. Now I am fully aware that he DOES need a job because hey we can't live off you forever BUT this is getting ridiculous. Once again please solve this crisis immediately.

ABC television network I am going to have to tell you to stop showing only one new show on your Sunday night schedule. I can't do the whole new episode of Desperate Housewives old episode of Grey's Anatomy and vice versa anymore. What are you guys thinking? You are raising my blood pressure to a very unhealthy level. Sunday night is suppose to be my relaxing night with it beginning with a nice bath, catching the last half of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy. But since you guys decide to ruin it you are ruining me. I understand that these shows garner mega ratings and you only need one to guarantee a spot in the top 10 of the Nielsen Media charts BUT you are turing people against some of our favorite shows. Next year if you do decide to play a new episode of DH make sure a new GA follows afterwards. It has also come to my attention that you are debating on weather or not to move these shows around the schedule in order to have higher ratings on nights other then Sunday, I would not advise of this AT ALL. Many people watch all 3 shows just for the comfort, some people will stop watching one or two of the shows because of the move. This is just a warning but I would hope that this will be resolved for my Fall viewing pleasure.

Elisabeth Hassleback from The View please SHUT THE FUCK UP! You annoy me to such a degree it is amazing. I understand that you are a Conservative and that is your choice BUT some of your views (and I am fully aware that this is what The View is all about and you are The Conservative on the panel) are absolutly crazy.

NOTE: For those of you who watch this show I am sure that you are aware of the shit she says on a daily. I am no longer going to argue this point for it may cause a blood vessle to pop.

P.S Elisabeth. It is a horrible thing that you have to go through with the whole letters from someone who is out to get your family. I do not respect that person in any way. No one should have to live thier lives in fear. It is people like that who degrade our society.

and last but not least

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.I feel as though I have been decieved. I can't take you two anymore. This whole baby situation gives me the heebee geebee's. Tom I don't know if you are gay nor do I care to know but I would like to know why you are so centered on this Scientology hollabaloo. It seems to me that it is very cult-ish. And Katie oh Katie is this what you really want, do you want a husband who jumps on Oprah's couches,gets livid with Matt Lauer and has a personal vendetta agains Brook Shields? Why can't you guys be a normal couple like Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale? Look at Gwen, she's just as cute as a button and Gavin is there supporting her every decision. BUT noooo you guys have to switch up religions, not Baptise the baby, have a silent birth and all this other mess. You two are just silly. So if at all I will say this, the both of you can keep your religion BUT lose the wacky antics, you guys are becoming the white version of Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe or should I say the next Michael and Debbie or is it the next all white couple aahhh forget it just do something to clear up this dilema.


Once again all of these predicaments must be solved in a timely manner in order for me to live into my golden years. You wouldn't want to see me die now would you?


Thanks,
Chris J
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Time:07:46 am
"I'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane"

Samuel L Jackson

Snakes on a Plane


!!!!!!!!
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Time:01:26 pm
I don't know what I will do if Katie Couric leaves the Today show.


Please don't break my heart Katie =*(
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Subject:umm... yeah
Time:11:27 pm
T.I - please have Sex with me


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SNAKES ON A PLANE
SNAKES ON A PLANE
SNAKES ON A PLANE
SNAKES ON A PLANE

"I HEARD THERE'S SNAKES ON THE PLANE"


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I can't wait til summer



... that is all
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Subject:oh wow
Time:11:54 pm
I was just on one of the most disturbing web sites I have ever been on. The thing is is I could not help but to keep reading and continuing on to the next page of the site. I would post the link but I think it is very disrespectful, if you want to know the site you can IM me. If you do take the link I would also like to discuss the web page. I am actually speechless other then that.
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Time:12:20 am
If I have to hear that damn "BIG BUCKING CHICKEN" commercial by Burger King one more fuckin time I am goin to go insane! everytime it comes on I scramble to get the remote so I can mute it. I also hate any commercial with Roni Duetch. And "Slither" looks like it's goin to be the gayest movie this Spring.


lates
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Subject:...
Time:08:00 am
I just realized that I don't like Honey Nut Cheerios - crazy cuz I love cereal!


cereal means alot to me.

that is all.
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Subject:yup
Time:05:14 pm
Ill prolly be pissed by someones lame journal entry by the end of the night.

*will explain ones self later on.
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